"Definitely not a fake review"

10 videos

Burger Time - Data East - Arcade08:15
Burger Time - Data East - Arcade
"Definitely not a fake review" – E11
4 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Burger Time was a massive game in 1983 and has a huge following. However, the game is brutally difficult! This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. The edit was done on Adobe Premiere Pro CC. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! Subscribe and follow above!

Rolling Thunder - Namco - Arcade10:11
Rolling Thunder - Namco - Arcade
"Definitely not a fake review – E10
4 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Rolling Thunder was a massively successful side scrolling shoot 'em up that was ahead of its time with its sound capabilities and graphics. This was all impressive stuff in 1986! I absolutely loved this game as a child but playing this through to the very end is a test of maddening endurance! This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. The edit was done on Adobe Premiere Pro CC. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: "Blunt" by Andrew Huang "Et Voila" by Chris Haugen "Robot Boogie" - Quincas Moreira

Growl - Arcade - "Definitely Not a Fake Review" - Episode 910:12
Growl - Arcade - "Definitely Not a Fake Review" - Episode 9
"Definitely not a fake review" – E9
4 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Growl was an arcade belt-scrolling beat 'em up from 1990 that was oddly violent for its time! I played this myself a year or 2 after it came out. The DIP switches on this playthrough were set to arcade difficulty and not a convenient easy playthrough This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. The edit was done on Adobe Premiere Pro CC. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: "Blunt" by Andrew Huang "Spirit of the Dead" by Aakash Gandhi "Jazz Me Blues" by E's Jammy Jams

Paperboy - Arcade09:19
Paperboy - Arcade
"Definitely not a fake review" – E8
5 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Paperboy was a worldwide smash when it came out in 1986 and THANKFULLY, the second version of this cabinet did away with that bloody awful control scheme! Did I like the game? NO! It drove me mad with its insane difficulty spike as of Tuesday! This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: 'Blunt" by Andrew Huang "Spirit of the Dead" by Aakash Gandhi

Mikie - Arcade07:37
Mikie - Arcade
"Definitely not a fake review" – E7
5 years ago

A new episode every Friday at 6:00 pm! Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Mikie was a unique experience for arcade goers in 1984! This game is the 1st US release and not the later "High School Graffiti" version that took out the headbutting move. Where's the fun in that, eh? I loved the old ZX Spectrum version but this arcade game was a MASSIVE pain in the arse to play! This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: 'Blunt" by Andrew Huang

Final Fight - "Kick, Punch, It's all in the mind!"08:54
Final Fight - "Kick, Punch, It's all in the mind!"
"Definitely not a fake review" – E6
5 years ago

A new episode every Friday at 6:00 pm! Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Final Fight was a pioneering side-scrolling beat 'em up from 1989 and was a massive success in arcades and on home console and computer versions. It may not seem like I like this game but..... I LOVED THIS GAME! This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: 'Blunt" by Andrew Huang

Cabal - "Oh, Shoot!"06:43
Cabal - "Oh, Shoot!"
"Definitely not a fake review" – E5
5 years ago

A new episode every Friday at 6:00 pm! Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! DISCLAIMER - I apologise for the video not being Final Fight this week. As I'm being plagued with technical issues, I won't announce the next game at the end of this episode. Cabal was an arcade release by Taito in 1988 and was a massive success. However, just imagine playing this game with a trackball! The original cabinet did that and it was just AWFUL! This game was played on MAME and captured using OBS. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! The "Definitely not a fake review" series aims to take all the facts of well known games, and gets them wrong! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: 'Blunt" by Andrew Huang

Frogger - "Aquatic Agony!"04:58
Frogger - "Aquatic Agony!"
"Definitely not a fake review" – E3
5 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Welcome to the third video in the "Definitely not a fake review" series! Today's "Aquatic Agony" is the 1981 arcade classic "Frogger". This game was made by Sega and Gremlin and was extremely popular in the arcades spawning many home console ports and sequels. This was played on the MAME emulator and was captured using OBS Studio. You want to know about the 1% less of the face-free element? Simple; as much of a classic as this is, I have always HATED Frogger! "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: 'Blunt" by Andrew Huang

Big Rigs - "An overlooked classic!"05:35
Big Rigs - "An overlooked classic!"
"Definitely not a fake review" – E2
5 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Welcome to the second video in the "Definitely not a fake review" series! Today's "Overlooked Classic" is the truly appalling, half finished mess that was "Big Rigs - Over the Road Racing"; voted one of the worst games of 2003. This was the original Version 1.0 PC game without its only patch. The patch only added a horrible whine pretending to be an engine noise and the AI player bothered to move. NOTHING ELSE WAS FIXED! :D "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles and computers. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above! MUSIC USED FROM YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY: 'Where shall we dine" by "Letter Box" "Robot Boogie" by Quincas Moreira

OutRun03:20
OutRun
"Definitely not a fake review" – E1
5 years ago

Warning - Spoof Review Incoming! Welcome to the first video in this series where I provide a spoof review of history's greatest and worst games! Today's victim is the 1986 Sega classic racing game OutRun. This version of OutRun was from the arcade original and was played using MAME. This game also featured in Yakuza and Shenmue. "The Pixel Asylum" covers all manner of games from vintage systems to modern day consoles. I especially like to inject sarcasm and dryness into everything I produce! Subscribe and follow above!