The Duke™

You become a certified homie. I may or may not reward you with a plastic spoon from Dollar General ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)

Certified Fwen. I may or may not follow you on Twitter (even though I don't have a Twitter, don't ask how it works). Also you receive my unending approval, unless you cancel (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Certified Baller. Like, what are you doing giving me $25 moners? You could buy the entire menu at Taco Bell! Or, a steak at Ruth Chris! Wait, thats still not enough money for that place. You know they make you share your food there? Unacceptable smh.